abscond

abscond

ab-SKOND \  , intransitive verb;

1. To depart secretly; to steal away and hide oneself -- used especially of persons who withdraw to avoid arrest or prosecution.

 

Thank the Lord for a word like abscond. How would we be able to depart secretly otherwise? Absconding is one of my strengths. Truth be told, I can't stand awkward situations, which is ironic, because I create so many of them.

 

Real Life Usage:

Friend: So, mam, when is the baby due?

Woman: I'm not pregnant...

Me: Dude! Abscond! Abscond!