Sunday, February 13, 2011

Buss

buss BUS \  ,

noun, verb;

1. A kiss; a playful kiss; a smack.

transitive verb:
1. To kiss; especially to kiss with a smack.
Kissing is a fun, romantic activity that occasionally leads to a gentle caress. Gentle caresses then lead to heavy petting, which might lead to bumpin tummies. Bumping tummies can lead to illegitimate babies, and illegitimate babies are the leading cause of crime.
I don't want to get shot, so stop making out with everybody, dear reader.
Real Life Usage:
Club Goer: Yo dude I'm about to buss you in the face!
Me: OMG, WTF!
Friend: Aw that nice man is going to kiss you!

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