Splenetic - Irritable, peevish, spiteful
What is it about being crabby on occassion that provides me with such a great sense of satisfaction? I used to think I envied people wiht a sunny disposition but to be honest I'm starting to feel a little bad for them. They'll never know the joy of giving a backhanded compliment, an icy stare, or even letting the elevator doors close despite hearing a person you don't particularly care for shuffling their stupid, oafish feet toward the elevator.
It's not their fault though, their brains produce too much serotonin to fully enjoy life the way it was intended.
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