natatorium

[ney-tuh-tawr-ee-uhm, -tohr-, nat-uh-]

1.) a swimming pool, especially one that is indoors.

I am a man living the life of his dreams, even when those dreams are not based fully in reality. Sure, hard work pays off eventually, but lying to myself makes me feel better now. 

Where some might see a bathtub in my cramped one bedroom apartment I see my own personal natatorium, where I swim up to six laps a day. You might think the palm tree themed shower curtain is tacky, but I happen to enjoy the beach view. 

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go practice my cannonballs.