Yawp

Yawp - To make a raucous noise.

There are many situations in which I've made a raucous noise, but none more so than when I stub my toe.

It's my toes fault, really. Put them in a dark room and they set out to find the nearest wall before my fingers find the nearest light switch. I would just as soon do without them, but the ensuing loss of balance would only cause me to fall over, resulting in continued yawping.

Stupid toes. They even look stupid. I swear my big toe makes a durrr sound every time I remove my socks. I believe the pinky toe might be the only one with any brains, as it seems to tuck in underneath the nearest toe possible, as though it knows the inevitable concussions the big toe leads the foot into.