Monday, January 10, 2011

Moist

moist

–adjective -er, -est.
1. moderately or slightly wet; damp.
2. (of the eyes) tearful.
3. accompanied by or connected with liquid or moisture.
4. (of the air) having high humidity.
 
I've chosen this word today because I want to make a point. The word moist is the most disgusting word in the english language. Just hearing it makes me feel violated. Use it 5 times today and gross people out.
 
Real Life Usage
 
Dude: Dude! Would you like a piece of cake?
Bro: Hell yeah I would bro!
Dude: Dude this cake is exceedingly moist!
Bro: You know what bro? I think I just lost my appetite.

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